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Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Should Father Christmas Get A Swine Flu Shot?

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US Santas are demanding swine flu shots. A group representing Father Christmases in the US is pushing for all Father Christmases to me immunised.

The Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas held a seminar and decided that this was essential, not just to protect Santa but to prevent the virus being passed on to the public.

At present AORBS advises that all Santas use hand sanitizers and take extra vitamins to boost resistance to the virus and that parents keep sick children away.

See, there really is a Father Christmas! You thought there wasn’t, didn’t you?

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1 comments:

  1. Sure, why not? They are dealing with hundreds of children so I think they should. I think Rudolph should too, just in case :)

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