I apologise for this story before I tell it, but I really couldn't help myself. I have laughed since I heard it.
Two very wealthy ladies were spending the weekend in Las Vegas. (You know the type: loads of money and not even half a brain between them). They paid a visit to the ladies' bathroom and within a few minutes, one of the ladies called to the other, 'Hey, Kimberley, you got any paper in there?' Kimberley said that she couldn't find any.
A minute later the voice called again from within the stall, 'Hey, Kimberley,are there are paper towels by the washstands out there?' Kimberley said she couldn't see any.
A hand appeared beneath the stall door, waving a $20 bill, 'Okay, Kimberley, have you got two tens for a twenty?'
Unbelievable, I cannot even comment on that :D
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